Cupid (2020)★☆☆☆☆

Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope for this holiday you do literally anything but watch this movie.

I tried so hard to give it a fair shot and let it show me something…but all it gave me was the classic insult, “ho bitch.”

For a movie that’s less than an hour and a half, it certainly dragged on. I think the crazy Cupid demon was by far the best part of the movie, but that’s…not saying much at all.

(I do want to admit and acknowledge that I watched this on Tubi, with ads, so I’m sure that didn’t enhance my experience or anything.)