Scary Stories (from a Dark Allie)

This movie was also really hyped up for a while. I can sort of see why, but I wasn’t terribly impressed.

So, I guess June was my bad month, and August so far is my “thought I liked it better the first time” month. This was just okay. I need to find a good, genuine scary movie to watch soon. This was not that movie.

Y’all, I am tired this week. And still not feeling very talkative.

Apologies, I’m not feeling like I have too much to say this week.

YES, finally, a recent horror-comedy that’s both horror AND comedy. And, y’know, about love and loss and family, so…I really liked it. Plus it has more Lochlyn Munro AND Julie Bowen AND Kiernan Shipka, all of whom I really like.

This movie has been hyped up quite a bit on various forums and review sites I’ve looked into so I decided to watch it for a second time (the first was many years ago). Unfortunately I think it’s yet another that I liked more the first time I saw it. Maybe that’s just me! Maybe I’m just feeling less generous these days!

This is another movie that I remember liking a lot more the first time I saw it. It felt a bit long and boring this time around, like it was trying to be too artsy for its own story or something.

I chose this in honor of my favorite ex-husband’s birthday today. It has been a long time since I watched this movie. I’m glad to see it mostly holds up! As a horror-comedy that has a decent bit of both horror AND comedy!

I forgot that this being a Martin Scorsese film meant it was going to be looooong. And it was long, but it wasn’t quite the slow burn of the original. And it was definitely much darker.

So many old movies feel SO SLOW. Like everything is a slow burn telling of a story. And I find old acting performances so strange. Everything feels somehow stilted and overacted at the same time. And that’s kind of how I felt throughout this movie.

This is a long movie, and it’s not all that scary, but it’s not terrible. I think if you’re into old-fashioned (like turn of the 20th century “old”) cults and period pieces, you might be really into this movie? It also seems very British.

I heard a lot about this movie while it was in production and as it was released, but I only just got around to watching it. I really wanted to like it! It’s got a lot of familiar faces! And yet…

As I was watching this rather long movie, I was thinking about why it hits so hard and feels so terrifying. I think it’s because it’s a film about the possible horrors of being a young woman…directed and written by women. So it’s more chilling and feels more real than either Men or A Thousand Little Cuts.