Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Leatherface (2017)

So…this movie is also fine? Again, I don’t really think it adds much to the story. Not for lack of trying, though?

Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)

I really liked this addition to the franchise. I liked that it serves as a sequel (in fact, it starts directly after the events of the original) while also providing some interesting and relevant background to the original.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

It seems a lot of people didn’t like this movie, but it’s under an hour and a half, well-paced and well-acted, and has action pretty much from the start.

The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1995)

Wow, this was a pretty bad movie. It had enough scares and plot and silly moments to earn it two stars, but definitely no more.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

I don’t have too much to say about this one either. I like Tobe Hooper, and this is definitely the film that put him in the spotlight, but it’s also definitely not his best film.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Here’s a Michael Bay remake I can get behind. Sure, that’s mostly because I wouldn’t have realized Michael Bay had anything to do with this if I hadn’t looked it up, but still.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

I can kind of understand why I decided to skip this movie in 2016, but it wasn’t as bad as I’d expected. No, I didn’t like R. Lee Ermey’s character any more in this one, and no, I don’t feel like this really added anything to the story.